Do you really want to know what the day holds??





RAMROD
(March 21-April 19)


TORN-ASS
(April 20-May 20)


SCHITZO(May 21-June 20)


DISEASED ONE(June 21-July 22)


PUSSY(July 23-Aug 22)


THE PRUDE(Aug 23-Sept 22)


BLIND BRIBE TAKER(Sept 23-Oct 22)


THE PRICK(Oct 23-Nov21)


FRIENDS OF BEASTIALITY(Nov 22-Dec 21)


PRANCY ONE(Dec 22-Jan 19)


BED WETTER(Jan 20-Feb 18)


TUNA(Feb 19-March 20)


Now you can get in on the fun, submit your ideas for Horrorscopes, you can leave your Email address and/or URL if you like and I'll put the links in to come up whenever your Horrorscope is used...

Horrorscope:
Email:(Optional)
URL:(Optional)
Which sign should this be under?:
Ramrod
Torn-Ass
Schitzo
Deseased One
Pussy
The Prude
Blind Bribe Taker
The Prick
Friends of Beastiality
Prancy One
Bed Wetter
Tuna
All



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