RAMROD(March 21-April 19)

TORN-ASS(April 20-May 20)

SCHITZO(May 21-June 20)

DISEASED ONE(June 21-July 22)

PUSSY(July 23-Aug 22)

THE PRUDE(Aug 23-Sept 22)

BLIND BRIBE TAKER(Sept 23-Oct 22)

THE PRICK(Oct 23-Nov21)

FRIENDS OF BEASTIALITY(Nov 22-Dec 21)

PRANCY ONE(Dec 22-Jan 19)

BED WETTER(Jan 20-Feb 18)

TUNA(Feb 19-March 20)

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Now you can get in on the fun, submit your ideas for Horrorscopes, you can leave your Email address and/or URL if you like and I'll put the links in to come up whenever your Horrorscope is used...

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Which sign should this be under?:
Ramrod
Torn-Ass
Schitzo
Deseased One
Pussy
The Prude
Blind Bribe Taker
The Prick
Friends of Beastiality
Prancy One
Bed Wetter
Tuna
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